Just In Some Friday fun......................................

[Gino]

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So, what has 18 legs and catches flies ??

A baseball team
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall ??

To make up for a bad summer
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What is red and smells like blue paint ??

Red paint​

 

[JetPress]

Where did George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies!

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

I don't think I can participate... I'm not old enough to have dad jokes. The only ones I have would be censored on here,

 

[Robert Armerding]

I know I am here because I am not all there.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

this is painful

 

[Gino]

Then, you're not listening with your good ear.

 

[Baz]

I don't have kids but i read a joke a while ago on another site that always stuck with me.
The joke was told from a son to his dad.

Son - Why did the chicken cross the road.
Dad - Why?
Son - To talk to the idiot!
Dad - Ok.
Son - Knock Knock!
Dad - Who's there?
Son - The chicken!



It's stupid ... I know!

 

[Gino]

Small boy was taken into the hospital for swallowing some coins. The grandmother called to inquire how he was, a nurse said:

No change, yet​

 

[FireSprint.com]

What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
She grated it!

 

[De.signs Nanaimo]

These jokes are as old as my grandpa's sheep skin condom!

 

[BobM]

Don't dig for water under the out house.

 

[Andy D]

Dad sign jokes:
I never wanted to believe my co-worker was stealing from the job, but when I went to his house, all the signs were there!

(sorry ladies) What's the difference between a sign and a woman sign maker? Some signs say "Stop".

 

[Val47]

what's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
Snow balls

 

[Gino]

Well, here's the last one. I have more, but this cannot go on too much longer or I'll be banned.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh both have in common ??

Same middle name​

 

[Reveal1]

what's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
Snow balls

or snow cones?

 

[Gino]

Just for sh!ts & giggles..... who all is gonna go home tonight and use at least one of them on your spouse ?? C'mon, be honest. Ya know you're gonna.....................

 

[Reveal1]

My spouse already thinks I'm an overgrown child. Need something more sophisticated to get her worried. Kinda like what happens when suddenly they drop 20 pounds and start checking their text every 20 minutes.

 

[JetPress]

I'm thinking of telling the history of cheese joke to someone. She loves cringe-y puns.

 

[Solventinkjet]

Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... But then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

oh lord, its getting more painful