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The Economy is so bad...

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Si Allen, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. Si Allen

    Si Allen Very Active Member

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    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD… ·

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    · I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    · CEO's are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", call and ask if they meant you or them.

    · Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    · McDonalds is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.

    · Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    · Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    · Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    · The Mafia is laying off judges.

    · Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    · Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  2. Stealth Ryder

    Stealth Ryder Very Active Member

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    Heh Heh heh...
     
  3. Craig Sjoquist

    Craig Sjoquist Major Contributor

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    Si ... I sure had a good laugh lol lol thanks
     
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