Si Allen
New Member
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD… ·
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", call and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· McDonalds is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· The Mafia is laying off judges.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", call and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· McDonalds is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· The Mafia is laying off judges.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
