The Old Man and the Pond

[Fred Weiss]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

 

[J Hill Designs]

heh

 

[BobM]

Fred, I couldn't find instructions for building a pond with the search function?

 

[Fred Weiss]

Fred, I couldn't find instructions for building a pond with the search function?

Did you use the secret login?

 

[signage]

So Fred you are saying you do not have a sign at your pond saying "Do Not Feed the Alligator" What kind of sign man are you:Big Laugh

 

[Pat Whatley]

Fred lives in Florida. I think it's just understood that there are alligators in every pond.

 

[signage]

Fred lives in Florida. I think it's just understood that there are alligators in every pond.

So Pat you are saying the ladies swimming were blondes

 

[d fleming]

Yard lizards, they're all over the place this time of year.

 

[showcase 66]

Thats a good one. Thanks for the laugh

 

[threeputt]

Ok, that's repeatable. And a clean one to boot.

 

[astro8]

yeah...that's a good one.

 

[Stealth Ryder]

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh, really good one Fred...

 

[Craig Sjoquist]

To funny thanks 4 the laugh 2day lol