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The Reverend Robert Clark

wildside

New Member
i can't believe people would fall for this crap, the broken language should be a dead give away, but i got a kick out of this one, so here is what the good reverend is needing today.......

ps...my favorite is telling me what grommets are..... (metal holes):rock-n-roll:


Hello Owner/Manager
My name is Rev Robert Clark I am with the Presbyterian Church of God And I will like Order a Product Call Banner Or any Banner product you have Available to ship it to Presbyterian Church And I need the Price of the Sizes below:

5 pieces of 36 x 72
5 pieces of 24 x 96
5 pieces of 36 x 60
5 pieces of 36 x 120
5 pieces of 48 x 48
5 pieces of 48 x 96
5 pieces of 48 x 144

with grommets(metal holes)

PRINT ARTWORK
( Pray Without Ceasing And Worship The Lord Your God In A True Way.....)

White With Black Text
1 Side print

Kindly email me the pick up quote for pieces of each banner because after i have received the total i will send you the contact details of the shipping company i will be using so that you will contact them and get me the shipping charges and i will make the full payment for the banners and shipping to you for you to start my order.i will like to know the price excluding shipping.I will like you to send me an email response with the picked up price for each size and if you don't have this size or type available kindly email me with the sizes you have available.

WHAT TYPE OF CREDIT CARD DO YOU ACCEPT?
ARE YOU THE OWNER?
.Kindly respond me as soon as possible for to proceed further with
the order.

Thank You,
Rev Robert Clark.
 

2B

Active Member
Yup got this E-mail awhile back, kept leading him on, he finally got to the point of "demanding" a straight answer HAHAHAHAHA. oh the small joys are the most enjoyable
 

TheSnowman

New Member
I got this exact same one this morning too. I deleted it, and then right after wished I'd kept it and just played the guy, cause I'm on vacation and needed entertainment.
 

Charlie J

New Member
Got this one this morning.



lionelrobbs@yahoo.com



Hello,
My name is Lionel and i want to make a inquiry of some Banner,the type of banner i will like from you is vinyl and the size i want is 24"x60" and what i want the banner to say is Christian Methodist Church.The color of Background i want is Yellow and the text to be somehow Red.So can you please get me some price for a Quantity of 100 banners and please advise me the Payment method you do accept and also how long will it take you before getting me those banners for pickup to be Schedule.Please advise to my email as soon as you received this email.
Thank You Very Much.
Regards
Lionel Robbins
 

2B

Active Member
Got this one this morning.



lionelrobbs@yahoo.com



Hello,
My name is Lionel and i want to make a inquiry of some Banner,the type of banner i will like from you is vinyl and the size i want is 24"x60" and what i want the banner to say is Christian Methodist Church.The color of Background i want is Yellow and the text to be somehow Red.So can you please get me some price for a Quantity of 100 banners and please advise me the Payment method you do accept and also how long will it take you before getting me those banners for pickup to be Schedule.Please advise to my email as soon as you received this email.
Thank You Very Much.
Regards
Lionel Robbins

if you reply his next will be what type credit cards and contact X shipping company (fictitious BTW) to tell them when to come get the banners.
 
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