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The scents of freshness...

Fred Weiss

Merchant Member
A new supermarket opened in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain..

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

But, I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
 

cartoad

New Member
Ha, Ha, sounded like our supermarket two blocks from the house, but they have yet to expand to the TP aisle!
 

Jillbeans

New Member
For some reason this reminds me of those annoying Charmin commercials with the cutesy pastel-colored bears, who make pooping a friendly fun family activity.
I miss Mr. Whipple, God rest his soul.
He kept the idea of TP aloof and untouchable.
Love....Jill
 
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