Thinking Outside of the Box

[Fred Weiss]

Here's a riddle for you that was part of the TV show NCIS tonight. Please don't answer if you saw the show.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires it in the man's direction just barely missing him. The man thanks him and gives him a tip.

Why the thank you and why the tip?

 

[iSign]

hiccups?
(I always do that "drinking upside down" thing)

 

[Malkin]

+1

 

[GAC05]

Not enough info.
Did this bar belong to Mosh or Old Paint?

 

[Fred Weiss]

Hiccups is correct.

 

[GB2]

A man is found dead, laying on the ground in a puddle of water, bleeding from the chest. One investigator says to the other, "I think we've found the murder weapon". What was it?

 

[TheSellOut]

was this so called man really...dun..dun..dun...a fish?!!

 

[GB2]

Nope!

 

[buttons]

A man is found dead, laying on the ground in a puddle of water, bleeding from the chest. One investigator says to the other, "I think we've found the murder weapon". What was it?

An icicle

 

[bayshorecreations]

An ice bullet!

 

[saktrnch]

ice cycle

 

[bayshorecreations]

Really powerful super soaker?

 

[TheSellOut]

an icicle is a good theory, but I am going to stick with the Man Fish idea

 

[N2Harpz]

Sprinkler Head ...

 

[N2Harpz]

ice cycle.. is a good answer.

 

[GB2]

Stabbed with an icicle is the winner!