Thought of the day.

[HDvinyl]

Let's have some fun.

Please provide something entertaining or thought provoking.

Here's mine...

Everything in this world has a number associated with it...

 

[HDvinyl]

Here's one I just told my wife...

Take your panties off, so they don't get in a bunch.

 

[Eric H]

So do you have 1 black eye or 2?

 

[HDvinyl]

So do you have 1 black eye or 2?

Neither, butt I will see her brown eye later.

 

[bob]

It's better to have two hands than one glove.

 

[GAC05]

Almost 7,000 people in the US closed their eyes for the last time last night.

 

[bob]

Almost 7,000 people in the US closed their eyes for the last time last night.

And of those who died yesterday, few planned on it.

 

[Kottwitz-Graphics]

How about... " Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things"...

Or ...

Don't speed in Virginia...America's speed trap... ask me how I know....

 

[sardocs]

only users lose drugs

 

[Gene@mpls]

Don't speed in Virginia...America's speed trap... ask me how I know....

Or Cedar Rapids, Ia... two speeding tickets in a 3 mile stretch (one was a speed camera- didn't see that one till a month later) apparently it is a well known fundraiser for the town.