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[Johnny Best]

They should have given your son’s mother some drugs to relax her from seeing her son in pain. I prefer morphine.

 

[gnubler]

The nurse, who had tattoos everywhere and looked like a meth head

LOL! It's rampant now, but that doesn't mean I have to accept it visually. I went into a law office recently and the front receptionist was all tatted up, ink sleeves up and down, and who knows what else lurking under her clothes. And she was over 40 and on the large side. Most of the employees at my bank have massive collections of tattoos. It's distracting and unprofessional.

 

[Johnny Best]

I feel sorry for the tattoo person who has to ink these heifers. I can only imagine where some of their tattoos are placed in dark and smelly places.

 

[Stacey K]

I feel sorry for the tattoo person who has to ink these heifers. I can only imagine where some of their tattoos are placed in dark and smelly places.

"shaking my head emoji" insert here LOL

 

[gnubler]

I feel sorry for the tattoo person who has to ink these heifers. I can only imagine where some of their tattoos are placed in dark and smelly places.

There's no fewer than 20 tattoo parlors in my small town of 10,000, evidently to meet the demand of all that uninked skin. One of them has a big picture window in front where you can occasionally view the latest heifer getting branded. The place is open late on weekends which means drinking and poor choices are likely involved.

 

[Stacey K]

There's no fewer than 20 tattoo parlors in my small town of 10,000, evidently to meet the demand of all that uninked skin. One of them has a big picture window in front where you can occasionally view the latest heifer getting branded. The place is open late on weekends which means drinking and poor choices are likely involved.

Oh Gnubler - leave them alone! It's their life!

 

[gnubler]

 

[Boudica]

I love that movie!

 

[AndreaRotela]

Blue letters on a black background - painful to look at.
But on a brick wall, I agree, you need a background for the letters, otherwise the letters don't show up well.
Maybe a gray color?

 

[Big Rice Field]

Blue letters on a black background is never a good combo

Unless you outline the blue copy with a white border. Same goes for the red copy.

 

[JBurton]

argued with the doctor that he had given 80# grandmas enough to kill a horse and they were still screaming in pain - my son would be just fine. So the doctor said, "Yes, I suppose, just be ready with the Narcan in case you give him too much." The anesthesiologist came in a ziplock bag of drugs from her house and said, "They told me he is a big strong guy so I emptied out my closet." I thoughts, "Is this a hospital or a drug house?"

I heard a very awful story on NPR about a fertility clinic that was administering fentanyl during egg retrieval, but one of the nurses was replacing it with saline and selling the real stuff. Something tells me there may be more to the story of the grandma...
Glad the care was good otherwise!

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

I heard a very awful story on NPR about a fertility clinic that was administering fentanyl during egg retrieval, but one of the nurses was replacing it with saline and selling the real stuff. Something tells me there may be more to the story of the grandma...
Glad the care was good otherwise!

I need to find that nurse. Bet she uses a left handed mouse.