Washer Machine for Valentines day?

[Speedsterbeast]

I got mine a dust pan.
Well I know that sounds cruel, but last year I got her a broom and all year she was sweeping s#@t up intp her hands, so now she's got a matching set.

...not really me, it was an old Andrew Dice Clay bit.

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

move here for a week!!

WOW, a week? That IS a quickie!

 

[sar bossier]

WOW, a week? That IS a quickie!

Well, ya know ... being cheap, I figured that was all you could invest ...

 

[CentralSigns]

....what exactly do you mean by "other things"?

Maybe he was thinking about, "tonight he comes home to find his wife all covered with red lace waiting for him on the washing machine"

 

[SD&F]

Why would she need him if she had the washing machine?

 

[BigfishDM]

Why would she need him if she had the washing machine?

Lol good point. She loved it, she never came to bed last night though?? Hmmmm

 

[David Wright]

If I got a new lawn mower or better yet a snow blower I would love it.
What gives? Tools and labor saving devices are cool.

 

[Locals Find!]

I got my Girlfriend a Leather Couch for Valentines day, I would have got her a new fridge but the couch was lighter.

 

[Gino]

If I got a new lawn mower or better yet a snow blower I would love it.
What gives? Tools and labor saving devices are cool.

Because men are human and things are just logical for us. Women just don't think like normal human beings.

Run for the Hills......................................
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[knucklehead]

Nothing says "I Love You" quite like a new bass boat. Just a thought for next year, or birthday, etc.

 

[S'N'S]

a washing machine is a horrid present!!!

Well, he could have bought her a wash board or saved money and bought home a big rock to beat the clothes on.

 

[ProWraps]

I will give her my own facial treatment tonight!

ROFL. Best. Post. EVAR. on S101.

So how did the facial treatment work out? Did she look younger? Pics?

 

[HulkSmash]

ROFL. Best. Post. EVAR. on S101.

So how did the facial treatment work out? Did she look younger? Pics?

silky smooth

 

[ProWraps]

sillllky smooth.

 

[BigfishDM]

ROFL. Best. Post. EVAR. on S101.

So how did the facial treatment work out? Did she look younger? Pics?

Lol everything went fine, the washer machine went out the week before Valentines day and the new one happened to come in on V-Day. My real gift was a crab and lobster dinner and a 2 hour facial and the local spa. Lol my facial was better in my opinon!!

 

[SD&F]

Tell me about that facial and why was it sooo special...

 

[BigfishDM]

Lol thats not something I can put up on this forum unfortunatley.

 

[Gino]

Ingredients.


Pure organic ingredients, whipped up right there in front of your eyes.

 

[SD&F]

ohhhhh...secret ingredients. A proprietary issue, I get it.