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what would you do dumb question

visual800

visual800

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if I could help it no one would know first off.

I would move away from this food stamp cesspool we live in. Im tired of the damn heat down here also. Where to go? I have no idea.
 
Gino

Gino

Premium Subscriber
With that kinda money....... it's more fitting to ask..... what couldn't you do ?? :smile:
 
lexsigns

lexsigns

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First I would open the countrys largest and best orphanage and animal rescue ( who doesnt want to take care of kids and animals?) and then in my spare time design and make signs for fun rather than money-
maybe go see the world and spread the money around :)
nice to dream...ahhh me and my 1 quick pick... whos gonna shi* themselves if I win??? lol!
 
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Locals Find!

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I can honestly say I would give away half of it to random strangers. I have always wanted to be comfortable enough to afford to give people a helping hand.

The other half I would buy a donut shop and make donuts all day long and not ever have to think about signs, business cards, or anything even slightly related ever again after I had some of you guys make me some really nice & seriously overpriced (my way of saying thanks) artwork.
 
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SD&F

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I love the generosity. I myself would be sure all of my family and extended family was in good shape, then take a trip with all of them. Show everyone a great time at someone else's expense. Then put some away and find meaninglful ways to make a difference in the lives of others.
 
rjssigns

rjssigns

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Make sure the immediate family is set.
Buy out The Race-Shop so they only work on my race vehicles.
Have The Race-Shop build me an X275 car.
Buy a Renegade Toter and stacker trailer.
Take The Race-Shops twin turbo terror Impala along in my stacker.
Go racing.


A huge chunk would be direct help to others less fortunate in the USA only. There are over 700 homeless children in the home of the Green Bay Packers. How many in the rest of Wisconsin? I would personally oversee who got my money and how it was put to use. I truly loathe charities that have highly paid executives. If they really wanted to help, and had humanities best interests in mind they would take a very modest salary. Karma's a ***** and it will catch up with those overpaid wankers.

Fund the Bay Area Humane Society for eternity.
 
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RobbyMac

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Heres the thing... If I won the mega millions, I think my odds of dating a supermodel would change drastically...
 
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GypsyGraphics

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no one would EVER no i'd won. i'd live in the same house, drive the same car and definitely wouldn't want a single "new friend" that money brings (super model or not).

but the two things i WOULD absolutely do is..
1) make my husband leave from HP (which he can't do now because they suck and pulled the pensions of 20 yr. employees) so he can do whatever he wants. can't see myself ever being retired, i'd always want to be running some kind of business where i'd get to reek havoc with tools, under the guides of working.
2) but for sure i'd add, what i think would be the best job of all.... Secret Santa.

i spend i boat-load if i had to, just to keep my secret and my normal life
 
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Gino

Gino

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GypsyGraphics said:
no one would EVER no i'd won. i'd live in the same house, drive the same car and definitely wouldn't want a single "new friend" that money brings (super model or not).

but the two things i WOULD absolutely do is..
1) make my husband leave from HP (which he can't do now because they suck and pulled the pensions of 20 yr. employees) so he can do whatever he wants. can't see myself ever being retired, i'd always want to be running some kind of business where i'd get to reek havoc with tools, under the guides of working.
2) but for sure i'd add, what i think would be the best job of all.... Secret Santa.

i spend i boat-load if i had to, just to keep my secret and my normal life
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I'm not sure, but I think you have to go on record and give all your information out so the whole world can know who you are, so the lotteries aren't considered cheating and making this stuff up.

You'll have the local and national television crews camped out on your front lawn the day after you claim your ticket. It'll be all over local radio, in the papers and just a matter of time before people are walking on your pavement, falling down and suing you so you pay the claim, just to make it go away.

The thing to do is not make your claim until you have muddied the paper trail, so no one can find you.... really. Then do you good deeds from a safe port and live incognito the rest of your life.... or take the chance of being hounded by the dreadful takers.

You won't believe the relatives you have until they start coming outa the walls looking for their share.


The boat-load is a good idea. That's my getaway..... no more property taxes... I'd live on a frickin' boat and pull a barge with Bushmill on it. :Sleeping:
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signage

signage

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Gino said:
The boat-load is a good idea. That's my getaway..... no more property taxes... I'd live on a frickin' boat and pull a barge with Bushmill on it. :Sleeping:
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The Pirate's will smell you out and take all your money and Bushmill, and you will be homeless and up the creek without a paddle:omg::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Gino

Gino

Premium Subscriber
signage said:
The Pirate's will smell you out and take all your money and Bushmill, and you will be homeless and up the creek without a paddle:omg::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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I'd have the biggest frickin' radar with cannon and guns then just blow them outa the water from 20 miles away. I wouldn't take no chit from anybody. Take no prisoners. The rest of you can save the world one person at a time.... I'm gonna be on bacation............:toasting:
 
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