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It's better to have two hands than one glove.
A little girl once asked me "Why is there an angel on top of the Christmas Tree?"
I took her on my knee and I told her that many many years ago it was Christmas eve at the north pole. Things were not going well for Santa, Mrs. Claus was rude to him, the elves were quarreling, as he walked out to his sleigh he tripped, fell, spilled his bag of toys into the snow and ripped the seat out of his Santa suit. This spooked the reindeer and they flew off into the sky dragging the sleigh behind them.
Just about this time an angel flew down with a Christmas tree and asked "What shall I do with this tree, Santa?"
I took her on my knee and I told her that many many years ago it was Christmas eve at the north pole. Things were not going well for Santa, Mrs. Claus was rude to him, the elves were quarreling, as he walked out to his sleigh he tripped, fell, spilled his bag of toys into the snow and ripped the seat out of his Santa suit. This spooked the reindeer and they flew off into the sky dragging the sleigh behind them.
Just about this time an angel flew down with a Christmas tree and asked "What shall I do with this tree, Santa?"