Fred Weiss
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Why don't zombies like to eat clowns?
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Why don't zombies like to eat clowns?
chester215
Just call me Chester.
Because they taste funny?
SignosaurusRex
Active Member
Clowns taste funny?
HDvinyl
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cause they have no braaaaaaiinnssssss
Fred Weiss
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You guys are too good.
Gino
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Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye