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With apologies to light haired people.

threeputt

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Pretty decent blonde joke.

Gorgeous young redhead goes to the doctor complaining that wherever she touches her body, it hurts.

Doc goes, "Impossible! Show me."

Redhead takes her finger and pushes on her left shoulder and screams. Then pushes her elbow, screams even more. Pushes against her knee, screams. Likewise with the ankle, more screaming. Everywhere she pushes.

Doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

She goes, "Well no, I'm actually a blonde".

Doctor says, "I thought so,....you have a broken finger."
 
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