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It happens every year around this time, somebody starts stealing MDO real estate signs. I've always been convinced that hunters are stealing them to make shooting houses but that's nothing but speculation. Sunday I had to run some stuff to my mom's house about an hour south of my house. I had...

Seriously. Get off the ham/turkey bandwagon next year and buy steaks for everyone or do like Dan and cook up a prime rib. It'll cost a little more but not an astronomical amount, and everybody will be damn glad to have a break from turkey, ham, and dressing. Or go cheap...yesterdays family...

Since you said this... I've spent HOURS trying to figure that out and I'm not even a Star Wars fan. The only thing I can guess is because of the difficulties in lining up the mold halves. The trench was an easy work around for hiding the seam between the two halves. So....why's it there...

That's when you realize that they did a mass mailing to send it, you hit the "REPLY ALL" button, and tell everyone they sent it to what morons they are.

I've got a raccoon skull in the office...I think I've got a project for tomorrow!

So this is where it's coming from. Twice today I've had customers randomly ask if anybody around here paid people to advertise on their cars.

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I HATE the stuff with the metal face. It seems to trap moisture under the metal face and rot out the wood in no time. If you've got a screw in the face and water seeps under it the wood will separate from the metal, the metal with expand and contract until it stretches itself and looks like an...

That show made a reality show out of The Antiques Roadshow. I'm not sure I actually believe half of it but it's entertaining. The one thing that's always stuck out to me is that when they have an outside appraisal done they actually tell the seller what the appraisal is before offering them...

Okay, I know it's petty but I'm still a little miffed about it. This is the first year ever that we haven't gotten a single card from any of our vendors, any of our wholesale accounts, or any of our customers. Zero. None. Nada. I know the economy is in the tank, and I know that business...

That was the biggest piece of crap sequel ever made. I don't think the people who are actually in the movie could make it through 15 minutes of that disaster.

At least according to the giddy, half-drunk customer that just picked up a set of magnetic signs. Seems he's "been to every other sign shop in the country and they all suck." Apparently I'm the only person in the country who can knock out a set of one color, three line magnetic signs...

Exactly. Rolex watches don't tell time any better than a Timex but there's still a market for them.

That's about the funniest quote of the year. The best quote of all time, however, was “I'm a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!!”

Unscrew the antenna from the back of the router. It cuts your wireless range down to about 18"

Seriously, why should ANYONE other than her friends and family care at all? I've never understood this fascination with "famous" people.

Have you seen this? I never realized the technology involved in making a dang soccer ball. http://wimp.com/soccerball/

Gas powered pressure washer.

Personally I'd let him know...just make sure you've been paid for what you've already done because the work you've done so far is probably about to be worthless in his mind.