If they answer C., hire them on the spot, they might not be fast, but you will get some good entertainment.
Yes, new hire... Please tell me about "
Spaceship Earth".
To the original post, in regards to hiring someone with little to no experience, take this opportunity to break them in and tailor them to fit to what your shop needs. Remember, YOU were the one that hired them to work for you. I would rather have a fresh employee with little to no experience, than an employee who's worked elsewhere and "this is just how I know how to do it".
Typically what I've found is that people fresh out of art/design school, or whatever school, take WAY longer to lay something out, because they're still stuck in the critique mentality. They don't understand crunch time, quite as much as an experienced graphic designer does. Use that time to explain why this can be expensive for a business.
If this person is strictly production, take the time to show them what to do and how to do it properly, but efficiently. You don't want them to rush, because having to re-do that mistake will be more costly than the time it takes for him to slug along with it to make sure he's doing it properly, while getting comfortable with the tools we use.
I guess specifically, you chose to hire a new person, now you have to settle and watch them adapt into the position. If they had claimed to be experienced and their resume is over-inflated, get rid of them. If they aren't picking things up to speed as much as your experience compares to, be willing to work with them. It will be frustrating, but hey, you chose them.