Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is outside the boundaries of journalistic professionalism...

[Gino]

Have you heard a peacock? Super annoying creatures, especially if you don't get to enjoy looking at it, just hearing it in your neighbor's yard.

Yeah, it sounds like a human baby crying....... constantly. Neighbors of ours used to raise them. They would roam the whole area and he'd take his peahen on a stroll around the neighborhood. We had a whole vase filled with his feathers.

 

[Johnny Best]

We have peacocks in the neighborhood. They like roosting in the tall pines at around dusk. They are loud but I don’t get annoyed by something so beautiful, kind of like my wife.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

We have peacocks in the neighborhood. They like roosting in the tall pines at around dusk. They are loud but I don’t get annoyed by something so beautiful, kind of like my wife.

My wife needs to realize I'm less annoyed with her when she wears the black mini skirt or yoga pants. If she hasn't washed her hair in a week even her sneeze will piss me off.

 

[GAC05]

Maybe?

That 3rd leg seems to be causing this pony some pain.

 

[Signsfyi]

One of its stripes is falling off. Thank ain't good!