Ever have one of those moments....

[Stealth Ryder]

Heh Heh Heh, funny...

 

[Replicator]

I resemble this story . . . From the view of both parties !

 

[gnatt66]

some funny stories..omg. thanks for that

 

[weaselboogie]

Please tell me more about this, so called "all you can eat burrito bar"

 

[Just Me]

my brother and i were hunting one time when he ran off to some tall weeds, about 10 minutes later he returned with a sleeveless flannel shirt:Big Laugh

 

[Jillbeans]

What about when you are in bed with someone after an evening of dinner and margaritas and feel that distant rumbling, and it's not thunder, and the bedroom is right beside the bathroom?
How romantic!
Love....Jill

 

[Pat Whatley]

What about when you are in bed with someone after an evening of dinner and margaritas and feel that distant rumbling, and it's not thunder, and the bedroom is right beside the bathroom?
How romantic!
Love....Jill

Depends...if you've already finished what you got in bed for then a man just goes in there and proudly tears up the toilet.

 

[steve b]

Happy Bday Pat. I think we have all been in those shoes..LOL

steveb

 

[BobM]

What about when you are in bed with someone after an evening of dinner and margaritas and feel that distant rumbling, and it's not thunder, and the bedroom is right beside the bathroom?
How romantic!
Love....Jill

It don't matter, he's probably already asleep.

 

[steve b]

Or out havin a smoke!

steveb

 

[slappy]

sounds like our shop.... and my dad.
sick but funny... my friend Brian was here the one day when it happened and it made him blush... i was totally embarrassed and then heard my dad say from the door 6 feet behind us "when you gotta go... you gots to go"

 

[gnatt66]

Depends...if you've already finished what you got in bed for then a man just goes in there and proudly tears up the toilet.

hahahhahahaha....'proudly'...haha.

 

[Jillbeans]

Depends

Appropriate reply!

 

[John L]

Oh Boy.... Depends®

hahahahahahaa

 

[round man]

Had a buddy who had those rumblings Jill spoke of and just as he felt them sneaking up he turned to his girlfriend and asked if she saw the fly perched up on the ceiling ,....to which she said yes,...well I'm gonna spit on that fly to which he started to hock up a gooey like he was gonna do it,....she ducks under the covers and he gave her more than enough reason to break up with him,...almost an excuse for assault,....