Headlines you did not expect to see so early in 2021

[GAC05]

Time for another 'interesting quotes 2.0' community thread.

 

[GAC05]

Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina' candle explodes in UK woman's home: report
Fox 'entertainment' news

I guess fish oil's flashpoint is lower than the candle guys anticipated.

 

[Jburns]

Well should I return the remainder of the case I bought?

 

[Notarealsignguy]

Jamie Lynn Spears called Tesla "a secret cat-killer" and told CEO Elon Musk that he owes her a couple new feline friends.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/17/business/jamie-lynn-spears-tesla/index.html

 

[Notarealsignguy]

It must really suck to be rich and have to worry about all of these problems?

 

[GAC05]

It must really suck to be rich and have to worry about all of these problems?

Could be serious
EVC* = Security Threat in 2021
*Exploding Vagina Candles

 

[GAC05]

Well should I return the remainder of the case I bought?

As long as you still have the receipt you should be good to go.

 

[Johnny Best]

Fish oil, vagina, sounds like one of my ex girlfriends

 

[Bly]

As long as you still have the receipt you should be good to go.

As long as they haven't been sniffed.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Fish oil, vagina, sounds like one of my ex girlfriends

You talking about Tuna Tina?

 

[Johnny Best]

Wahoo Wanda, I think I have come across Tuna Tina in nude life drawing.

 

[Boudica]

Australia to kill pigeon that crossed Pacific Ocean from Oregon
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/australia-to-kill-pigeon-that-crossed-pacific-from-us/

They named him Joe

 

[Bly]

Oh yeah the beasties are out of control down here

Australian Open: Players told not to feed mice while in Covid quarantine

 

[Vinyl slayer]

Giant 'Trump Baby' balloon acquired by the Museum of London
I guess we won't be seeing this one in the next Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/0...quired-by-the-Museum-of-London/5061611090721/

 

[GAC05]

Giant 'Trump Baby' balloon acquired by the Museum of London
I guess we won't be seeing this one in the next Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/0...quired-by-the-Museum-of-London/5061611090721/

One good exploding v-candle would take this out.

 

[GAC05]

Keeping it real in the Philippines:
Spokesman: Philippines’ Duterte Will Receive Coronavirus Vaccine ‘in the Ass’


https://coconuts.co/manila/news/top...d-vax-in-private-will-be-injected-in-the-***/


Forum software changed the last word in the headline & link to *** for some reason.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

Keeping it real in the Philippines:
Spokesman: Philippines’ Duterte Will Receive Coronavirus Vaccine ‘in the ***’


https://coconuts.co/manila/news/top...d-vax-in-private-will-be-injected-in-the-***/


Forum software changed the last word in the headline & link to *** for some reason.

Haha is that real or a site like the onion?

 

[Notarealsignguy]

https://politics.theonion.com/secret-service-agent-heroically-dives-in-front-of-stron-1846088643

 

[GAC05]

Maybe it is just me, but it seems like everything in 2021 is heading south of the beltline:

'China Begins Using Anal Swabs To Test For COVID-19 In Beijing'

I don't think I want to be on the bleeding edge of COVID detection.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/china-begins-using-anal-swabs-to-test-for-covid-19-in-beijing