At an unknown location in the middle east, I saw 2 awesome feats.
-2 Airmen forgetting to put the parking break on while stopping for a nap in a remote spot on the ramp... rolled their truck into a C-130 while they were sleeping. Seeing the huge "WING SAFETY" on the side of the truck totally just sets off the irony of the situation.
-Airfield Management, looking for FOD. Sees a few scraps of tape on this taxiway we were sitting at. Stuck to the ground. Takes me over to show me, then this Sgt procedes to repremand me over these small pieces of tape. I see behind her, a LARGE 4ft x 4ft piece of cardboard and a bunch of styrofoam & plastic wrapping go flying twards the runway. I then point and said "Well, If I'm an ******* for 3 pieces of tape, what the **** is that guy????" Starts repremanding me for cursing infront of an NCO. I told her she better go get that before I upchain her for deriliction of duty. Gets hissy, gets in truck, never bothers me again.
We had some good B-1 Incidents. one lit the black top behind the threshold on fire while doing a hot engine check before takeoff. Was too far behind the threshold when he started up. The other had engine failure, glided in, bounced 3x, landed safe. Maj. Badass flying that.