I'm worried...

[signage]

Yes, would he hear it that would be another story

 

[Boudica]

If a tree fell in the woods, would Robert be listening?

But of course!

 

[Gino]

huh ??​

 

[Reveal1]

Come on Gino - did you sleep through philosophy class? Surely you've heard the saying...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_a_tree_falls_in_a_forest

 

[Gino]

Wha..... ??​

I know what happens if you fart in the woods, but who cares about a tree ?? If you're there farting, of course you're gonna hear it, unless it's an SBD. If a tree falls and I happen to be at the movies, I might not hear it. In fact, if I'm there farting in the forest, I certainly won't hear a tree falling. Now, how about a hisser............................................... ??

 

[Reveal1]

Very deep. I think you might have the makings of a consulting business. You can cover the east coast, and Robert can cover the west.

 

[Gino]

No thanks. They don't want me to be around sharp objects. Guns..... yes, but not sharp things. Besides running around the woods creating smelly clouds is more fun than being a consultant. Dont knock it til ya try it. Ahhhhhhh..........