In need of something clever for my new work hoodies...ideas?

Something funny, clever or sarcastic...you've come to the right place

 

what is the name of your business? or any other info you can provide? need some ammo for the sarcasm!

 

here's one

 

Since we all get the same comments when we are doing installs in the field, I would go with:

" Yes it's level
No I didn't spell it wrong
Keep walking"

 

"It's supposed to look like that!"

 

8.5" x 5.5" Red box on back on hoodie
1"h All white text.
First 3 lines:
Shop name:
Shop URL
Shop #
Remaining text .25"h
Shop labor rate per hour: $XXX
If you watch: $XXX +$75
If you talk while we work: $XXX +$150
If you help: $XXX +$300
If you are standing close enough to read this paragraph while we are working: $XXX +$9000

 

This is posted in every automotive repair shop in the world.

 

"i try to be professional but my inner mother ****er keeps slipping out"

saw it on one of my favorite illustrator/comic artists instagram and they've got a lot of other great stuff.

instagram.com/zeppelinmoon

 

I'm a sucker for "WASSUP HATERS" Another funny "I'm trying to be awesome today but I'm exhausted from being so FREAKIN' awesome yesterday"

 

"NO SOCCER TACOS ALLOWED"
https://signs101.com/threads/soccer-taco-pdf.156711/#post-1458188

 

Gene@mpls if your disagreeing with the "Trump Rump" you're lame.

 

Why's it on her butt

 

It's a Trump Rump

 

Forgive me, but I just jumped from Gino's Brain **** thread straight into this one...