Since we all get the same comments when we are doing installs in the field, I would go with:
" Yes it's level
No I didn't spell it wrong
Keep walking"
8.5" x 5.5" Red box on back on hoodie
1"h All white text.
First 3 lines:
Shop name:
Shop URL
Shop #
Remaining text .25"h
Shop labor rate per hour: $XXX
If you watch: $XXX +$75
If you talk while we work: $XXX +$150
If you help: $XXX +$300
If you are standing close enough to read this paragraph while we are working: $XXX +$9000
It's a Trump RumpWhy's it on her butt
LMAO!!! Now THAT is funny!here's one