Just blow it right into a paper grocery bag. When it's done, pour on some melted butter, some salt, grab the bag and shake. The either pour it into a bowl or eat it right out of the bag. Moreover, it gives you a real reason to opt for paper down to the green grocer's.
Thing is, hot air popcorn, no matter how much of what you put on it, tastes like cardboard. A pale imitation of what you get out of a hand-cranked stove top model using coconut oil and adding salt. Salt is salt and it ALL came from the sea originally. Someone's super special Swahili sea salt is functionally no different than the generic store brand. Sodium chloride is sodium chloride.