I am getting 2-3 of these a day, F-n amazing how much thought goes into these! I laugh at them every time I read them!
Here is one from poor Sarah, I should help her maybe?
Hello,
Please i know my email come to you unexpected,help me if you are in the possition of help about late father consignment. My name is Sarah Gold i am 17 years old i am from liberia and i am living in some where near refugee camp in ghana since the war war is settle in our cuntry and every body that have family in refugee here go back to Liberia with there famly but i do not have any family that is why i am still living in ghana here.some times ago and my father told me that he have 200 Gram of diamond and 300KG of gold that inside the boxes of consigment and some family valuable goods and money that worth $15,000,000.00 that he deposited with security company.
I really need your urgent help because Mrs. Ruby Robinson who live in America promise to help me receive this consignment last month but when the security company want to deliver my consignment to her last month after the security company diplomat arrive to america to deliver my late father consignment to Mrs. Ruby Robinson, they told the security company diplomat that Mrs. Ruby Robinson has car accident two days before the security company diplomat arrive to America and Mrs. Ruby Robinson died. The security company diplomat cannot deliver my late father consignment to any body,the security company diplomat is in the airport in America now and he told me to give him any of my late father beneficiary address to deliver my consignment.now are you the God sent to help me receive this consignment.please write back to me this is the document of this consignment i attach below here to show proof.
i know that you will help me receve my late father consignment.But i need to explain everything to you so that you will know best way to help me,see the document attach below that my late father give to me before he died. i want you to help me contact the security company diplomat in America now to deliver my consignment to you and you will tell him that you are the beneficiary of the two trunk boxes that mr. Amos Gold my late father deposited with their security company.After the two trunk boxes is deliver to you, you will send me some money to come to you in your country and start a new life over there and i can also complete my education because my English is nor good, i want you to accept me as a member of your family and i will accept you as my father and mother since i do not have any father and mother.Please dont let my talent die in the refugee camp here because my dream is to be come a Doctor in future. i promise to give you 40% of my consignment and you will help me invest my 60% in a business so that after i finish my education i can join you in the business you help me invest.thank you very much i wait email from you.
please i want you to give me your name,your address and your phone number so that i can it to the diplomat in airport to deliver my consignment to you.
Sarah Gold.
00233265337065
