skyhigh
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Some of the perks of reaching the "Senior Citizen" milestone.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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> 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
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> 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
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> 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
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> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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> 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
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> 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
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> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
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> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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> 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
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> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
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> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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> 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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> And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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> 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
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> 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
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> 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
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> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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> 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
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> 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
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> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
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> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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> 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
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> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
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> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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> 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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> And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.
(but could live without it)
