I will be wearing bright green PJ's with pink flamingos on them. my hair will be worn in an upswept knot on one side to match my slept too long pillow marks on one side of my face. I will have no make-up, only a thick glob of nightcream with just a little drool on my chin. I will have one tip of a toe nail painted hot pink, a left over from last year's sandal season.