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The best 100 ways to tell a customer you're not interested
- Thread starter Custom_Grafx
- Start date
GAC05
Quit buggin' me
Dear Sir/Madam,
It has come to our attention that our insurance policy will no longer cover any transactions made between our company and a person of your mental capacity. While we can no longer do business with you we can extend the courtesy of directing you to our nearest competitor down the street. As a basement establishment he is fully covered by his mother's homeowners policy and will be able to devote the time needed to service all your Calvin needs.
It has come to our attention that our insurance policy will no longer cover any transactions made between our company and a person of your mental capacity. While we can no longer do business with you we can extend the courtesy of directing you to our nearest competitor down the street. As a basement establishment he is fully covered by his mother's homeowners policy and will be able to devote the time needed to service all your Calvin needs.
signage
New Member
No you are just rinning form GG:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:You can run bet you will not hide
:Big Laugh
Custom_Grafx
New Member
"Deposit Please"
New Member
I just hired a high school kid that just came out of rehab with no experience whatsoever. He will be excited to work on your project on his first day.
Marlene
New Member
#1 "Dickweed Signs specializing in this type of signage", give phone # of local shop you don't like
#2 quote 3 times normal cost of job
#3 "we aren't taking any new customer's right now, thanks for calling, here's the # for Dickweed Signs, give them a call"
#4 "me no like you"
#2 quote 3 times normal cost of job
#3 "we aren't taking any new customer's right now, thanks for calling, here's the # for Dickweed Signs, give them a call"
#4 "me no like you"
Deaton Design
New Member
One customer treated me pretty nasty one time, and the next time he called, I told him I would rather he do business elsewhere for personal reasons on my part.
Since then, he has probably called and left a message ten times. I dont think he got it, or he has made other signpeople mad also.
Since then, he has probably called and left a message ten times. I dont think he got it, or he has made other signpeople mad also.
SignManiac
New Member
I got into it once with a gentleman by the name of Mr. Patel. I threatened to call the police if he did not leave immediately because he thought I should do his work at the price he wanted to pay instead of the price I wanted to get. His wife was with him and dragged him out the door when she saw me reaching for the phone!
Custom_Grafx
New Member
num num...
Custom_Grafx
New Member
lol, good one.
Custom_Grafx
New Member
if you haven't seen this, watch it all the way through...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtrAMK7_Qk
skyhigh
New Member
Its a psychological thing.....People always want the most, the things they can't have.
James Burke
Being a grandpa is more fun than working
Quote them a very long lead time with 100% due at the time of order.
I think sending them to a competetor is the best idea.
JB
I think sending them to a competetor is the best idea.
JB
signmeup
New Member
I've let this slide in the past when you've posted this but that is clearly two pancakes on a bunny's head!
S
SignTech
Guest
... that applies in unwanted relationships too .... *shrug
S
SignTech
Guest
"sorry I can't help you with your project, I only provide high quality materials and craftsmanship ... and it appears your budget doesn't allow for either"