i don't even know how to politely 'share' this one...and the better part of me says that i should not....ughhh here we go....and i know better.
many years ago i got a call from a 'theatre' they needed signs that would hang from the ceiling that said things like 'refreshments' 'restrooms' NOTHING that gave away that this was not a 'normal' theatre.
so i walk in with my assistant, ladders, signs, tools, etc. get up on a ladder and start installing the signs and we start hearing 'unmistakeable noises from the theatre..which we could not see from the lobbby'..there was NO mistaking what kind of movie was being shown in there and it was not rated "G".
i'm up on my ladder and this guy walks out of the theatre, unzips his pants and i can't thnk of a polite word here..he didn't scratch, he didn't pee, but he relieved himself....
i legally carry a concealed handgun at all times and boy did it cross my mind. the owner came out and beat the TAR out of this guy for staining his carpet. i sent them an ENORMOUS bill and when questioned about it I told them exactly why and they paid it.
i still wish i would have charged them MUCH more and it was a VERY VERY VERY big invoice.
they called a month later asking me to do another job and i said no way, no how, please don't call again....got to love the sign biz.
