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They want to send us a free mask....

James Burke

Being a grandpa is more fun than working
So, I keep hearing all this chatter that they want to send us all a free mask. But I'm old enough to remember a history lesson about free blankets.

JB
 

James Burke

Being a grandpa is more fun than working
the barrel of vasoline will be next with instruction to grab ankles

You're very correct...well almost. The next stimulus check will arrive concealed in the mask, and it will be designed to fall out as soon as the mask is placed on the face. The unsuspecting citizen will innocently bend down to pick up said stimulus check....and bam....that's when it will happen.

Believe me...it will be a stimulus check, alright. In more ways than one.


JB
 

James Burke

Being a grandpa is more fun than working
This may land me in S101 jail, but here it is anyway.

Rumor also has it that the next vaccine issued won't be a shot, rather grape Kool-Aid.


JB

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