Things you should be thankful for but you are thankful anyway

I am thankful that my daughter's baby daddy is still in jail...

I am thankful that the neighbor across the street finally realized that I really don't like her very much and quit coming over...

I am thankful for all the cheapo sign makers out there that make my stuff look so much better in comparison...

I'm thankful they then generally go out of business and I can pick up their stuff for pennies on the dollar...

 

I'm thankful to Apple Credit for allowing me to buy a Macintosh SE in 1988 with only 10% down and then losing the paperwork.

I'm even more thankful to Apple Credit for allowing me to buy an HP Laserjet 4M in 1988 (still in use) after I informed them of never having been billed for the 90% owed on a Macintosh SE with only 10% down and then losing the paperwork and then losing the paperwork again.

I'm thankful to a leasing company in Chicago whose name I cannot remember for arranging payment on a $10K Techno CAD/CAM table, never billing me and never contacting me back after I informed them of it.

 

Wow Fred.

 

And I feel lucky if I find a dollar bill blowing along the sidewalk. I don't know if you're the luckiest man I know or one of.... no scratch that...... the cleverest ??


Ei...ei...ei.... !!

 

i am thankful for........
the birds and the bees and the flowers in the trees
and the moon up above and a thing called love
and the stars in the sky and a girl and a guy and the
way they would kiss on a night like this and everthing
and everyone in my life i am blessed to have.

 

Neither I fear. It's just karma at work. The other side of the coin is that I am still paying my first wife monthly alimony (for which I am not thankful) and our divorce was in 1981.

 

Now that one I believe. Ya know, there are people out there... that for two cases of beer or some tickets to a football game will put two caps through her head in a heartbeat..... not hers, she won't have any..............

 

I am thankful that my daughters are grown, successful and out of my house...
I am thankful that I have a good job and that I like it very much...
I am thankful for all my friends, old and new...
And last but not least... I am thankful for Beer...

 

I own 3 Macintosh SE 30's... one in perfect condition and the other two i have just for parts.

oh and i'm thankful i bought a bushel of apple stock (more than i could afford back then)... at $10 a share! closed at $313.36 yesterday

 

After all is said and done,
I'm just thankful to be alive!

If I had known that I would live this long,
I'd have taken better care of myself.

 

I'm thankful when you pass gass...... and thats all it was........ then feel a little guilty...

You know what I mean Gino....

 

I don't get the guilty part. I let it rip and everyone beware. I am thankful for the SBD's and look around for the culprit.

 

I am thankfull OLFA blades have 13 clicks

 

I am thankful for refinancing a car years ago and getting a check for "overpayment on account" for 9 grand from the old financing company...... they would not take it back, I tried. The account was never overpaid.

 

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Now I feel guilty I just pee'd

 

I am thankful that the few people I have killed and was surely looking at life sentences for were all just figments of my imagination that came to me in my dreams! They seemed so real I could almost feel the arse-pounding...

 

I'm thankful for my brother Kevin calling me ugly day in day out during my entire childhood, because now that we're grown, he has a daughter who looks just like me.

Love....Jill