Two fonts walk into a bar.....

[Colin]

Surely it must be a Capital offense.

Only if you're following the letter of the law. The key thing is, all this should be countered with a balanced viewpoint, not just strokes of one's ego.

 

[Colin]

What is your point?

Hey, I'm no Picasso.

 

[Border]

Hey, I'm no Picasso.

You're a comic sans even knowing it!

 

[Colin]

You should bracket that with evidence.

 

[HaroldDesign]

Let me put some weight into it. We don't need evidence if we strong arm the body and beak of the guy who doesn't have the spine it takes man up in a bold way.

 

[Colin]

That overshadows my previous post.

 

[Border]

You should bracket that with evidence.

[America's Most Fonted]

 

[Colin]

Great link. Pass the bowl.

 

[Colin]

So if I can outline all this; there seems to be a hairline crack in your case for me shouldering the counter arguements, while stroking your egos in the process. This has thrown me for a loop, and caused me great stress, but I will ascend to raise the bar on the body of one-liners.

 

[Aaron SDF]

I don't mean to be a dingbat, but perhaps those of an insular mindset should venture outside your monospace world and see what proportional life is like on the other slope..

(They almost picked me for waterworld, but alas I am Gill Sans)

Wow that was bad...

 

[Colin]

Wow that was bad...

Ya, I'm gonna have to block you.

 

[Aaron SDF]

Yeah I was being all Dom Casual, I'll try to have a Clearview next time.

 

[Colin]

I'll shadow you to see that you do.

 

[SignManiac]

Two fonts walk into a bar.....

The bartender says, "Get the Helvetica out of here! That was pretty damn Bold.

 

[Colin]

Spoken like a true Italic.

 

[James Burke]

What the heck? Nobody gets slugged? I'm sure they were out of sorts about it. I'm thinking the bartender should have chased them off before they could even get in.

But then again, they could always press charges, but they would need good proof. Sounds like an inky situation, for sure. Rumor has it that they didn't have enough quoin for a good attorney.

(That's 7)

 

[Colin]

That's your own slant.

 

[hightop]

I'm a newbie, so I weeded out the ones I didn't understand and the rest were FUNNY!

roflwmcomn

 

[dlndesign]

awesome! that is a great joke...

here is one that gets me every time...

Two muffins are in a oven
One muffin looks over to the other and says
"Man, its getting hot in here."
The other one yells
"Holly $hit a Talking Muffin!"

 

[Dave Drane]

I was going to extend my stay here but you guys have me feeling compressed!