Two fonts walk into a bar.....

[Colin]

As long as your stay is punctuated with moments of learning.

 

[James Burke]

As long as your stay is punctuated with moments of learning.

Just dashed in for a quick (All I can say is Ditto!) paranthetical comment.

 

[James Burke]

I heard the police inquiry ended with a very loud noise.

Perhaps it was an interrobang

(Also known as a quesclamation mark...yea...it's real. Look it up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

 

[CropMarks]

funny... now go to this link and click on the red button...

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[James Burke]

Check it out, did you know that you can put one on a thread‽

Hold ALT, then hit X

Type: 203D

Hold ALT, then hit X again

 

[James Burke]

Okay, now, this really has me thinking. Are there any other possibilities? If we combine a period with a comma, would that be a meno-pause?

 

[Colin]

Okay, now, this really has me thinking. If we combine a period with a comma, would that be a menopause?

Just wait......

 

[HulkSmash]

 

[Colin]

This underscores your participation.

 

[James Burke]

Well...I'm not waiting up tilde cows come home...I'm off to dreamland. I'll keep tabs on this in the morning.

 

[Colin]

Well...I'm not waiting up tilde cows come home.

That's gold Jerry.........gold!

 

[James Burke]

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(You guessed it...an over active colon...how embarassing!)

 

[GypsyGraphics]

Gosh, i hope that bartender didn't hurt their feelings... you know how case sensitive type can be.

 

[Colin]

Gosh, i hope that bartender didn't hurt their feelings... you know how case sensitive type can be.

Buwahahahahahaha - just when I thought we were all out of ideas. I'll be sending you a letter of recommendation for that.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

Buwahahahahahaha - just when I thought we were all out of ideas. I'll be sending you a letter of recommendation for that.

Colin, will that letter be going to Fred?
I'd really like to get in good with upper management around here.
With your letter of recommendation, i'll be a shoe-in for the font management program!

 

[ProWraps]

THE ORIGINAL BAR JOKE:


A guy walks into a bar and says:

"ouch".

/end

 

[mikey-Oh]

but they just started leading to more?!

 

[visualeyez]

You guys are a bunch of Arials!

EPS: the govt. is tracking everything you type for you.

 

[hightop]

Could resist adding this link. Opportunities here?

http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/sign/

:Big Laugh

 

[signgal]

ROFL I was chuckling before I opened the post... no puns, just honesty