weaselboogie
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An old fellow hobbles into your shop and approaches the counter. [/FONT]
“Hoping you can help me out. Me and a couple of fellers from the nursing home get all hopped up on Vicodin and Darvocet and beat the living tar out of each other in the boiler room every Wednesday evening after ‘Matlock’.
We’re hoping we can get picked up as a recognized fighting organization and go mainstream, but we need some high falootin’ designin’ so we look legit.
We’d like to keep this hush-hush. After all, the first rule of the Ultimate Fighting Geriatrics is ‘You don’t talk about….’ no, no, that’s not right… that’s like rule number 4. The first rule is ‘In bed by 8’ followed by ‘Don’t eat squash before UFG’.
Our families have put together a lawsuit thinkin’ that the staff is beating the crap out of us on a regular basis so we’d like to get this off the ground soon before the home gets shut down. . We can pay you for your fancy designin’ with stolen meds and rolled oats. You up for it, whipper snapper?”
LET'S GET IT ON!
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“Hoping you can help me out. Me and a couple of fellers from the nursing home get all hopped up on Vicodin and Darvocet and beat the living tar out of each other in the boiler room every Wednesday evening after ‘Matlock’.
We’re hoping we can get picked up as a recognized fighting organization and go mainstream, but we need some high falootin’ designin’ so we look legit.
We’d like to keep this hush-hush. After all, the first rule of the Ultimate Fighting Geriatrics is ‘You don’t talk about….’ no, no, that’s not right… that’s like rule number 4. The first rule is ‘In bed by 8’ followed by ‘Don’t eat squash before UFG’.
Our families have put together a lawsuit thinkin’ that the staff is beating the crap out of us on a regular basis so we’d like to get this off the ground soon before the home gets shut down. . We can pay you for your fancy designin’ with stolen meds and rolled oats. You up for it, whipper snapper?”
LET'S GET IT ON!
Our 18 contestants : Isign, Joe Diaz, Pat Whatley, Tiki, Geb, Synergy Jim, JillBeans, Flame, Gac05, D&T Graphics, RebeckaR, Caleb, StevO, SteveG, Mike Paul, Rick, 3D Signco, High Impact
VOTE NOW... The poll closes in 7 days.
The entries in no particular order:
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2.
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