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- Thread starter Gino
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SignManiac
New Member
Yes she is no longer with us. She met an untimely death by one of her twelve ex husbands. It was a dispute over family discounts for magnetic signs and when she didn't waver, he went at her with an axe. They're still looking for some missing pieces.
Pat Whatley
New Member
Ran off with Norm.
skyhigh
New Member
Perhaps they should check for a large lump in the midsection of the pet snake???
just a thought.
There's another possibility.
LMAO
you kill me!!!
TheSnowman
New Member
Don't say his name...he'll randomly show up with his creepy smile again. I musta missed all this "Edna" drama.
SignosaurusRex
Active Member
I think you sent her over the edge and she decided to jump on her tin-horse, whatever that may be that can be assembled from parts of a Honda 750, Kawasaki 650 and a Yamaha YZ 250. She should be showing up right about ..........Now.......on 26th & Kutztown Road. If she hurries she can still get a cheap beer and greasebomb at Johnny's. You might keep an open eye come morning, better yet, come morning hit Johnny's for an eye opener ...........................
Deaton Design
New Member
SH**! I miss everything....
Okay, gotta ask, who is Norm? Must have been before my time here, or when I was checked out. Thought it might be some fun reading. Got links? LOL!
Gino
Premium Subscriber
Nah, we're getting ready to go out on an instal and I have to go along. Larry punked out on me late yesterday afternoon. They're loading the truck and I'm just playing and nothing interesting is going on, so I saw this and thought.... Pat's up to somethin'..................
Suz........ Norm is Jill's long lost beau and keeps him up in her attic. She doesn't let him stray... or so we're told.
Suz........ Norm is Jill's long lost beau and keeps him up in her attic. She doesn't let him stray... or so we're told.
Gino
Premium Subscriber
But is it confirmed that she's dead ?? Has anyone seen the body motionless and no air in it ?? This could just be another one of her ploys. With her abilities, she could've made a Cor-X cut out of herself and digitally printed herself on it. It could happen. Ya never know.
Yeah, that's the ticket....... she's making an army of Cor-X cutouts and spreading them throughout the countryside in hopes of starting a rebellion for racers that glow in the dark with hit & run wives in the background. Just an excuse to hide the fact they're battered wives. Not batter dipped, although she seems quite dippy, but beaten heavily around the head, thus resulting in the posts we get from her. Yep, that's it.
Norm Abram
New Member
I'm dripping with testosterone and various wood stains. You can't contain THIS MUCH MANLINESS.
Gino
Premium Subscriber
Stick with the program, Norm. This ain't about your drippy ~ droopy balls, but about the loss of one of our own. EDNA. She went missing and other than Pat, no one's seen her a t'all. Oh yeah, and Jill heard she was knocked down at a Home Depot, but then living there, maybe you saw it, too.
Jillbeans
New Member
*fans self at the thought of Norm dripping anything*
I heard that Edna has started wearing flannel shirts and works part time making spindles at Home Depot. They don't look exactly like spindles but they are a hot seller.
She's healing from her Pickers van injuries and planning a lawsuit.
I heard that Edna has started wearing flannel shirts and works part time making spindles at Home Depot. They don't look exactly like spindles but they are a hot seller.
She's healing from her Pickers van injuries and planning a lawsuit.
Arlo Kalon 2.0
New Member
God I love this place, even tho I'm sadly no longer an actively productive sign guy I still get tons of free entertainment in here.