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Uh-oh.........................

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Gino, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    I'm a little scared to ask this and don't know the right words to use............... did Edna die or sumptin' ?? :covereyes:
     
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  2. SignManiac

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    Yes she is no longer with us. She met an untimely death by one of her twelve ex husbands. It was a dispute over family discounts for magnetic signs and when she didn't waver, he went at her with an axe. They're still looking for some missing pieces.
     
  3. Moze

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    I heard she hit it big making stickers for race cars and selling Disney stickers on eBay. Made millions and moved to some island.
     
  4. Pat Whatley

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    Ran off with Norm.
     
  5. GAC05

    GAC05 Major Contributor

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    Weird,
    our shop dog disappeared at the exact same time.......

    wayne k
    guam usa
     
  6. CP Signs

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    Gone to Hollywood. Shooting new episodes of The Simpsons.
     
  7. Suz

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    I was looking for something from Edna this morning, it was fun to read! Perhaps she'll be back someday to report that she has 3 more ex hubbies and 6 more kids who can help her with her orders. Ha!
     
  8. skyhigh

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    Perhaps they should check for a large lump in the midsection of the pet snake???

    just a thought.



    There's another possibility.
    LMAO
    you kill me!!!
     
  9. TheSnowman

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    Don't say his name...he'll randomly show up with his creepy smile again. I musta missed all this "Edna" drama.
     
  10. SignosaurusRex

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    I think you sent her over the edge and she decided to jump on her tin-horse, whatever that may be that can be assembled from parts of a Honda 750, Kawasaki 650 and a Yamaha YZ 250. She should be showing up right about ..........Now.......on 26th & Kutztown Road. If she hurries she can still get a cheap beer and greasebomb at Johnny's. You might keep an open eye come morning, better yet, come morning hit Johnny's for an eye opener ...........................:omg:
     
  11. Gino

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    I give up..... what ??
     
  12. Gino

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    Well, then I guess she ain't frickin' dead, yet. I'll have to up my pay to those guys for this one.................. :rolleyes:



















    :Oops: I mean be more attentive..................​
     
  13. Deaton Design

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    SH**! I miss everything....
     
  14. Gino

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    Pat, I think you're lying to me. I've seen neither hide nor hair of her. She's gone.




    THE END.jpg
     
  15. Suz

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    Okay, gotta ask, who is Norm? Must have been before my time here, or when I was checked out. Thought it might be some fun reading. Got links? LOL!
     
  16. petepaz

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    gino you board and looking for some blog action, looking to get another world record thread going?
    your first thought look for edna?

    haha
     
  17. Gino

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    Nah, we're getting ready to go out on an instal and I have to go along. Larry punked out on me late yesterday afternoon. They're loading the truck and I'm just playing and nothing interesting is going on, so I saw this and thought.... Pat's up to somethin'..................

    :smile:Suz........ Norm is Jill's long lost beau and keeps him up in her attic. She doesn't let him stray... or so we're told. ​
     
  18. Jillbeans

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    Suz...Norm is MINE all mine.
    So is Bucks.
    Edna was last seen out on Highway 51 spinning signs.
    Rumor has it that she was hit by the American Pickers van.
    Love....Jill
     
  19. Gino

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    But is it confirmed that she's dead ?? Has anyone seen the body motionless and no air in it ?? This could just be another one of her ploys. With her abilities, she could've made a Cor-X cut out of herself and digitally printed herself on it. It could happen. Ya never know.

    Yeah, that's the ticket....... she's making an army of Cor-X cutouts and spreading them throughout the countryside in hopes of starting a rebellion for racers that glow in the dark with hit & run wives in the background. Just an excuse to hide the fact they're battered wives. Not batter dipped, although she seems quite dippy, but beaten heavily around the head, thus resulting in the posts we get from her. Yep, that's it.
    :flamey:
     
  20. Norm Abram

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    I'm dripping with testosterone and various wood stains. You can't contain THIS MUCH MANLINESS.
     
  21. Gino

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    :readthread: Stick with the program, Norm. This ain't about your drippy ~ droopy balls, but about the loss of one of our own. EDNA. She went missing and other than Pat, no one's seen her a t'all. Oh yeah, and Jill heard she was knocked down at a Home Depot, but then living there, maybe you saw it, too.
     
  22. Suz

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    Gee Jill,

    Let's not be so selfish! There are plenty of other women who don't mind a good man with a few missing teeth and no trust fund!
    (Sorry Norm, after reading some of your posts I don't think you're the real Yankee!). LOL!
     
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  23. Jillbeans

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    *fans self at the thought of Norm dripping anything*
    I heard that Edna has started wearing flannel shirts and works part time making spindles at Home Depot. They don't look exactly like spindles but they are a hot seller.
    She's healing from her Pickers van injuries and planning a lawsuit.
     
  24. Arlo Kalon 2.0

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    God I love this place, even tho I'm sadly no longer an actively productive sign guy I still get tons of free entertainment in here.
     

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