Wow, this should be a fun job/customer...

[Border]

From the first email, after several phone conversations which were equally painful.

"OOOPs. I accidentally sent this to dog not Doug. ALSO I FORGOT the most important words that need to be on both sides and back: the price
$15 -$40
in letters which are the color of butternut squash with crimson accents"

"the dimensions are as follows: Side of tailer+ 54" high and 82" long.
measured inside the steel adging."

"I would like the letters to be in a font resembling Comic Sans Bold"

:ROFLMAO:

Thank goodness I am outta here for a 3 day weekend starting....


NOW!

buh by!

 

[genericname]

Exactly how ripe of a butternut squash are we talking here? Obvious first question!

 

[Msrae]

Ouch... have fun with that.

 

[Arlo Kalon 2.0]

For some reason, this instantly made me remember a trucker with a green metallic Freightliner who wanted all his custom designed lettering in "3 other shades of green that look good with the green of the truck". He couldn't be persuaded otherwise.

 

[401Graphics]

Its customers like that, that make me glad that my fiance deals with the customers. But her frustrations end up getting taken out on me anyways so i guess it still sucks.

 

[TheSnowman]

the price $15 -$40

"the dimensions are as follows: Side of tailer+ 54" high and 82" long.
measured inside the steel adging."

Wait...so you are cutting (2) 54" X 82" Graphics for $40? Or they just pulled that number out of their butt?

 

[J Hill Designs]

Wait...so you are cutting (2) 54" X 82" Graphics for $40? Or they just pulled that number out of their butt?

I believe the custy was saying that the price needed to be added to it (like those words needed to be added to the design)

 

[Baz]

Alright ... So here is my quote for production of x2 graphics, 54" X 82", Dark yellow and Dark red ..... Comic Sans Bold is 25% extra ... NEXT!

 

[Jillbeans]

That's worse than the inquiry I got the other day
"Can you make stikers for are Softball team? Please get back to me with a price"
I know it's bad of me but I can't help but judge a customer by their spelling.
Also, I'm not a f*cking psychic.
Love....Jill

 

[SignManiac]

I referred a salon owner wanting a snipe sign to the competition yesterday and felt good afterwards there are still small pleasures in this business.

 

[FS-Keith]

guess its time to take the vinyl chart to the produce section to get some accurate color matches