James Burke
Being a grandpa is more fun than working
Is that why they call it wonder bread?
Wonder bread is neither (A wonder...or bread, for that matter)
Is that why they call it wonder bread?
No! not the quiznos hot cheese agony!
the sandwich being bread only feels warm and toasty, but bite into it and the hot molten cheese sticks to the inside of your mouth. You are left with a burned mouth and that hanging bit of skin. That ...(I hate)
When you are in public and you take a bite from a sandwich and the bread gets stuck on the roof of your mouth and you can't get it unstuck with your tongue.
I HATE that!
...so when you pull away, a big slab on meat comes flying out and smacks you in the chin.