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Noo! There are some things worse than a worldwide pandemic.

Let's keep it going now - UFC has canceled their next 3 fight nights and the only thing more boring than live soccer is taped reruns of soccer.

I've got some work doing directional signs to the fuel stations that are going to remain open & info signs redirecting customers from the ones that are going to close down. I guess I am semi-essential in the short term. 'Hammered Kangaroo' - I think they played at my high school senior prom.

Nice, where are all those Australian man-eating, land & sea creatures we read about when you really need them?

Our confirmed cases just about doubled to 27 this weekend. For some reason, a local bingo hall was operating 'business as usual'. Don't know who won but 2 players there tested positive and now they are trying to track down everyone who was at the hall over a weeklong period. I think these...

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This is one of the reasons I switched to Olfa snap blades. Unlike nice round, free rolling Xacto handles you have to work hard to get an Olfa stuck in your thigh or foot.

We've been paying those clowns???

Non-essential to me since 2005 or so.

Like incessantly refreshing signs101 to see the latest forum battles?

I'm using the downtime to attempt to train my cat to sniff out the COVID virus, as they do with dogs on some cancer wards finding melanomas before tests show anything. No good results so far. I have him watching CDC Youtube videos but every time I turn my back he switches back over to cat videos.

Gotta rethink my business model to stay in the game: https://news3lv.com/news/local/little-darlings-strip-club-will-remain-open-says-drive-thru-shows-start-friday

On a good note - I just had a paying customer come in for paint protection service package.

It's 8 in the morning here.....

Could it be a....... virus?? #H1N2020

We are close to flat-lining here. Governor will put the island into lockdown tomorrow. Closing everything except the grocery stores, gas stations, and a few other essential businesses. One of our licenses is for auto-repair - one of the services that can stay open. I can keep the doors open but...

Did someone say Chaos/Thanos? I wear one of these pumping gas, guaranteed to kill up to 50% of all known life:

Yes let's definitely quarantine the older members from the youth: https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html

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Very quiet here, but it did take less than 15 minutes to get to work today instead of the normal 30-40 minutes. Navy bases are going into an odd sort of lockdown with only mission-critical personnel allowed on base - during the week. Weekends - everyone authorized can go in. I guess the missions...