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Boil that down to a few solid point-form sentences and you might, just might entice me to read more... (and thank goodness that AdBlock+ can take care of unnecessary graphics for me...)

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One upon a long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or b*t*h. But this was a long time ago... and it was just that one day. The End (yes, I will need to do penance for that... ) .

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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded...

By the time the sailor got into town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded at the last hotel. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force pilot," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to...

Looks a lot like Clarendon Bold...

Aw, shucks... Actually, I'm just kinda mostly copying them from a similar thread at another forum -- bringing only the best, of course. (Or at least as far as I can see) ------------------------------------------ A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she...

Does anyone remember hearing this when you were younger? _______________________________ This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this out loud without a snigger (though goodness knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one...

I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered...

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,Cooter said...

three lawyers and three engineers are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three lawyers. "Watch and you'll...

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a...

Soooooo..... Tiki also has ESP (can mind-read)? I still don't see a font sample.

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that...

So tell me... If Hellen Keller had psychic abilities, would you say she had a 4th sense? ok, ok, I'll get my coat.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's...