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An old cowboy dressed in some old beat up boots and hat with worn Levi's and a sun tanned craggy face sat down at the bar and ordered a double shot straight up with a beer chaser. As he sat sipping his drink, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the old cowpoke and asked...

One day, Farmer Bob is in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stops by the hardware store and picks up a bucket and an anvil, then stops by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. Farmer Bob, realizing he must find a way to carry his entire purchases home, asks the...

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and...

Rich lawyer driving home sees 2 guys eating the grass on the side of the road. Lawyer stops and asks "why are you eating grass?" First guy says "I've fallen on hard times, no money for food, this is all there is to eat". Second guy says the same thing. Lawyer says "you can't eat this grass...

A gas station in "Redneck Country" was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "Redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he guessed correctly, he...

A blonde calls up the Guinness Book Of World Records. She says "I just set what has to be a world record -- I put a jigsaw puzzle together in three days." "Oooookay...." says the guy who answered the phone, "so, what do you think makes that so special?" "Well," she replies indignantly, "the...

A blonde boarded a BA flight from Heathrow to New York and shortly after take off walked into first class and sat down in a spare seat. A stewardess asked for her boarding pass, and on seeing that it's economy asks her to return to her own seat. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and...

Beware of Senior men - they only get wiser! A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday... She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my...

Sure doesn't look like it. For starters, the lowercase 'g' is completely different. The sample also doesn't appear to be a 'light' font, either. In fact, it has every earmark of being Freehand471 BT, as Rex already suggested.

There was a man who lostone of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man...

A joke for SignRex... A curious fellow died one day and found himself in limbo waiting in a long, long line for judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others were led over to Satan, who threw them into a lake of fire...

The gynecologist who became a mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for...

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IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were...

(From 2004, of course)... President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang... "Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am...

Why doesn't someone just start a joke thread. On another forum I frequent, their's has been going since 2004 and is now up to over 3400 posts -- almost entirely jokes. OK, I will....

Zapf Chancery MdIt BT (artificially compressed)

Revue hehe, cherry-pickin' again... :)

Thanks for this. I've passed this along to at least another 6 people...

Brush Script yeah, yeah, I know... "cherry picking... "