At one time..........................................................................................

[gnubler]

Put your eyes back in your head. Just wishing won't make it happen.

I'll fish them out of the bowl of bleach I dropped them in. It's hard to unsee that...

 

[mfatty500]

My Uncle and Cousin we're sign painters back in the day, their best work was done when they had few beers and shots in them. My cousin is 82 and still pinstripes, cars and what have you. My Uncle of course is long gone.

 

[JBurton]

Don't know why, but this is more what I would've pictured for you.......................

Please, my old belly mower is a 1949 cub farmall:

The new one is a bad boy, she cuts through anything, including: garden hose, extension cords, romex, scalloped edging stones (don't ask how I know)

 

[SignosaurusRex]

I don't wear glasses, you ninny.

Gino, Your uncanny ability to read a picture, proportions within and the placement of human physical apparatus as well as trajectory of projectile or explosive objects seems to be waning. Maybe a visit to Johnny & Hon's is in order. Have a Bushmill's double for me while you're at it.

 

[gnubler]

Whoa. That sounds very scientific!

 

[Gino]

Sorry S'Rex................ but I don't drink anymore. Here's where I should say, not any less, either, but I really did quit. Maybe an occasional glass of wine, but that's about it. I still get the hot dogs and specials from time to time. They're as great as ever. We should plan a Johnny & Hons run, soon. Get all the s101'ers and pounce on the place. They still have the pool table in the back, so pete can beat the sh!t outta me again. They were some great times..... over there and down at the fire company club.

 

[Johnny Best]

"One, two, three, four five six seven, all good children go to heaven."