My laptop will play HD movies...
Clear your history, clear your cookies, and then search your /windows folder for *.gif and *.jpg files, and delete the ones you don't wanna look at again. WARNING: You're gonna want to keep some of the gifs and jpegs that are in the /windows folder...
I worked in a topless joint for a while. Job was largely about persuading people to do one of three things: spend more money, actually tip the dancers, and leave without fighting. The latter is where the creativity really helped... As for strippers? Dated one. Learned. I'd rather date a disbarred lawyer turned used car salesman.