Customer just fired me!

LOL Pat, I think you just saved yourself a lot of potential aggravation Somehow I don't think you will lose any sleep over it tonight.

 

Wow, Wow, WOW. I think she did you a favor. I Hope she finds somebody who can help her to.

JR

 

Sounds like she wants her cake and eat it too.
Hell I'll do it, you insensitive hapless sticker-of-stickers.

Love.....Jill

 

Omg did Jill just say the word stickers,Wash that mouth out.

 

If we could all be so lucky. :Big Laugh

 

No problem.

I'd take this job, no problem.

I'd quote the design separately.

$75/hour graphic design, 1 hour minimum.

Design time prepaid.

Since the rate would be hourly, and prepaid, I'd also suggest adding the following to design (you know, to "Jazz it up a little") (I wanna' "feel it"):

One package of diapers
• 2 full changes of clothing
• Two pacifiers (if needed)
• Lovey/blanket/comfort object
• 1 day's supply of formula/breastmilk for back-up
• Diaper Cream
• Preferred OTC pain reliever
• Formula/breastmilk
• bottles
• Infant food
• Bib
• Seasonally appropriate outerwear (shoes, jacket, hat, etc)
• Any items that need replaced (diapers, outfits, etc)
• Toys
• Sippy cups
• Baby spoons
• Wipes
• Crib/Play-yard sheets
• Full diaper bag

I like the comment about somebody helping her...pretty funny.

 

Here's her sign! WARNING CAN CAUSE COLOR BLINDNESS

 

I think it looks great,her loss.Only question i have is why does the lady bug look like a man?Are trans sexual lady bugs finally coming out of the closet?

 

If you look closer, you will see the lady bug is humping a paint brush!

 

:ROFLMAO: Freking hilarious ,i think i'm gonna **** myself.

 

Paintbrush? I thought that was Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo with a bad hair do!

 

I did a quote for a daycare called Imaginitive Imaginations or some happy horsesh!t title.
Did not get the job.
I think SignManiac's sign ought to feature the Hanky Code, speaking of Mr. Hanky.

 

do the sign, take the money and move on, not all you do is gona be "works of art."

 

If you walked into the local mall and asked to buy a pair of luminous Orange flares, Purple stack heels and a nice Lime Green tuxedo jacket would the shop assistant eject you from the building or simply smile and said "certainly sir, and how would you like to pay for that"?

As OP says... make it, bank the cash and move on.

 

ahhhh... i needed a good laugh today. if i don't get to read another thread all day, i'm glad i landed on this one... thanks Pat!

reminds me of something funny one of my boys use to say when he was little... making scribbles on page, with makers, crayons, paint and sometimes little spills of who-knows-what. and when he was done and showing it to me, seeing a little spot he missed grabbing the closeted artful tool to fill it in and saying.. "oh, i make a more for you!"

"i make a more for you" is exactly what i think when clients ask me to throw everything they can think of on a page.
they seem so proud to have covered every possible concept and space.

 

Ha..... you finally met your match................. :ROFLMAO: