Customer with nasty B.O

["Deposit Please"]

working with customer and hes sitting right Fukn next to me. I cant breathe and I'm pissed off because of it. he took bathroom break and i got about 15 minutes of design time with him and hes very indecisive. Fuk ..can't stand it no longer...I'm just gonna let him have it.

 

[HulkSmash]

You won't

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

Rip one. Let us know how it goes.

 

["Deposit Please"]

....seee what I mean.

 

[RogueRoller]

....seee what I mean.

look at it from his view.

"Boy my wife is going to have to take it all back! By us not spending so much on soap, cutting out deodorant and only taking 1 bath a week, I can now afford to get a sign from this guy. Thank goodness because she is really starting to make the house smell."

 

[ChicagoGraphics]

I don't know what's worse BO or over powering perfume, lol

 

[Flame]

#1 problem... you let a customer sit over your shoulder while designing!!!!! Don't do it man! EVER EVER!!!! This kind of stuff happens, and look at ya now, you want attack your customer with a bar of soap.

I'm gagging just thinking of it

 

[Sign Up Graphics]

Sign Up Graphics

Make my day!!!

 

["Deposit Please"]

...I had a good approach on the subject and added a little humor to it so I didn't offend him...he understood and gave me some room..but yes, I agree no more work while the monkey sits on my shoulder.......boy....that was torture.

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

Sure, just leave us hangin

 

[Border]

you mean while the monkey sh*ts on your shoulder...

 

[GAC05]

...I had a good approach on the subject and added a little humor to it so I didn't offend him...he understood and gave me some room..but yes, I agree no more work while the monkey sits on my shoulder.......boy....that was torture.

What was the humor part?
An industrial sized bottle of Fabreez with a "Please use me" post-it note?

wayne k
guam usa

 

["Deposit Please"]

..What's your address?? ....I"m sending him over to you. he can poop on your shoulder for awhile...lol

 

[Just Another Sign Guy]

or when they have dog breath 'would you care fora piece of gum?'....'Please'....

 

[signage]

or when they have dog breath 'would you care fora piece of gum?'....'Please'....

That when you pull the bottle of cheap whiskey out of the desk drawer and pour him a triple shot, while you go get a cloth pin:ROFLMAO:

 

[Mike Paul]

Had that happen a couple times. Had to spray the room down with a quart Rapid-Tac.

 

[lexsigns]

LMAO!! you guys seriously crack me up!
Once had an older customer ( friends dad) rip one - it was really loud, he said excuse me so no big deal- till the smell hit. I was gagging! Thought I was going to hurl!

I have the chair and couch on the other side of my desk now so they cant get over my shoulder - Helps!

 

[Rick]

I don't know, I kinda like me the stank... maybe hit a lil' Rapid Tac on his pits... but once you do that, R.T. will remind you of that body stink.

 

[TyrantDesigner]

we had a customer last week that was being a pill to everyone in the shop ... so I crop dusted him.

 

[Just Me]

....seee what I mean.

do you know how hard i laughed when i saw this picture?!?!? rofl dam i needed this laugh!:Big Laugh