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Boudica, why the FU? Are you jealous that you don't have one too?Envy, excitement. I agree
Boudica, why the FU? Are you jealous that you don't have one too?Envy, excitement. I agree
Not all of us can do this. You read what Gino wrote about looking up my skirt. It ain't pretty...I drop my pants and get immediate respect. No need for all of this.
You get respect for handling the embarrassment of having that little monster all your life. The machete was used by the Mohel at your Brit Milan.I drop my pants and get immediate respect. No need for all of this.
Oh, I do have a machete at the side door but it's for cutting the fence line and I put it there so it doesn't get lost
Jealous? Na, I don't know how they walk around with those things. Plus I've heard enough about sweaty balls... That doesn't sound fun either.Boudica, why the FU? Are you jealous that you don't have one too?
No friggin idea what you typed here but it made me laugh out loud.You get respect for handling the embarrassment of having that little monster all your life. The machete was used by the Mohel at your Brit Milan.
This situation would appear to be justification for having a 911-type direct number to call in the local SWAT team nationwide.I drop my pants and get immediate respect. No need for all of this.
Oh, I do have a machete at the side door but it's for cutting the fence line and I put it there so it doesn't get lost
I have a can of Raid, it shoots 20' and is enough to get me out the back door - so my mom says. In spring my son and I are taking the hunter safety course so we plan to purchase him a gun for deer hunting and I might get something for work. I have reached for my Raid a couple times but then didn't need it, thankfully!Not to be a gun nut, but seeing as how you are a sole proprietor with a storefront, I see a problem here...
At home I leave my dirty underwear on the floor, that's enough to scare any intruder away.I have a can of Raid, it shoots 20' and is enough to get me out the back door - so my mom says. In spring my son and I are taking the hunter safety course so we plan to purchase him a gun for deer hunting and I might get something for work. I have reached for my Raid a couple times but then didn't need it, thankfully!
At home I have a can of Raid next to my bed, a baseball bat behind the door and a knife on the other side of my bed. My son has a sword, a baseball bat and a spear in his room. Baseball bats and random knives downstairs as well. We figure if someone tries getting up the stairs, I Raid him and my son spears him then we follow up with the baseball bats and if he's a fighter, I'll finish him off with the sword. These are the things you think up when you get locked in your house for 2 weeks with teenage boys because of lockdowns.
We use the same thing. LOL
I don't remember why or when I wrote that, but I'm sure IT AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT. Luckily, I forgot what was going on in whatever thread you're referring to. I live in the moment. I don't dwell on stupid sh!t like you...... although you do say some HUMdingers sometimes.Not all of us can do this. You read what Gino wrote about looking up my skirt. It ain't pretty...
So, pretty much like every forum thread anywhere. Be glad I'm behaving here and generally posting only about signs. I once took part in the fouling of a forum and after repeated bannings the site was formally shut down. Too much trouble. Good times.Sweaty b@lls and sh!t, this thread is now another one to be locked down.
I remember you saying that before. See what I mean - it comes up a LOTWe call it wading through ballz soup!
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Hopefully I never have to find out! I'd rather have something handy then nothing...I don't remember why or when I wrote that, but I'm sure IT AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT. Luckily, I forgot what was going on in whatever thread you're referring to. I live in the moment. I don't dwell on stupid sh!t like you...... although you do say some HUMdingers sometimes.
Sweaty b@lls and sh!t, this thread is now another one to be locked down. Swords, knives and spears........ whadafug..... are you from swaziland ?? Ya really think you can go up someone who just quietly broke into your house, caught ya by surprise and you can out throw him with a knife or sword against his 9mm ?? Ya know, ya hafta have the lights on to hit him with any of those weapons, especially the raid can.
Wouldn't a cordless drill work better for punching out holes? I could see this working but it seems like it would be hard to match the hole size to the mounting bolts.