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should these be banned?

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by skyhigh, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. SD&F

    SD&F Very Active Member

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    If so.....I'm going to jail.
     
  2. omgsideburns

    omgsideburns Very Active Member

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    No, but now whenever you purchase a hammer you'll have a three day waiting period and must provide proper identification and provide documentation showing you've participated in a hammer safety course, and there is a limit to the weight of hammer you can swing. Felons can no longer purchase or use hammers.
     
  3. Haakon

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    The only thing that can stop a bad woman with breasts is a good woman with breasts. What, it makes no sense?
     
  4. skyhigh

    skyhigh Major Contributor

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    We may need pictures to see if you're committing a felony or a misdemeanor. :rolleyes:

    Seriously though.......Size would have to be taken into account. Under a certain size, would not be considered lethal weapons. :ROFLMAO:
     
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  5. anotherdog

    anotherdog Very Active Member

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    See, breasts don't kill people, people kill people.

    We were lucky this time, she could have run amok with those babies.
     
  6. "Deposit Please"

    "Deposit Please" Active Member

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    The problem wasn't too much of a woman, it was just not enough of a man!! :flamey:
     
  7. tsgstl

    tsgstl Active Member

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    The constitution clearly states every woman should have the right to bare breasts
     
  8. TheSnowman

    TheSnowman Major Contributor

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    Oh man...these comments are great. Seems like he really had his hands full. I'm sure the president will address the new laws that will go into effect for people trying to buy violent devices like these, in his news meeting today.
     
  9. tsgstl

    tsgstl Active Member

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    You know he will milk this for all its worth
     
  10. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    I don't remember seeing any of these toys at the party...... :Oops:​


    They were all the cuddly kind..........................:loveya:
     
  11. Speedsterbeast

    Speedsterbeast Active Member

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    Gotta admit. There are worse ways to die.
     
  12. tsgstl

    tsgstl Active Member

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    I can see it already, just like the AR-15 everyone and their brother is going to want to get their hands on these.


    too far?
     
  13. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    Ya know, maybe it was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.................

    It could happen.




    man boobies.jpg
     
  14. ChicagoGraphics

    ChicagoGraphics Major Contributor

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    Did you have to go and post your own picture?
     
  15. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    Nope, your mama sent me that. She said it was your baby picture. Didn't you recognize where you bit yourself in the boob trying to stuff yourself with boobie-meat ??
     
  16. phototec

    phototec Very Active Member

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    :goodpost:

    Yep, WalMart is already sold out of the AR's... Get'em while there hot..

    "From my cold dead hands"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4
     
  17. HulkSmash

    HulkSmash Major Contributor

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    so much for this thread sticking around.
     
  18. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    You're a liar. You wanna see it, I know it, cause I can feel it coming from your little buddie picture. ALL is unveiled when you become an 's101 buddie'. Imagine a voice like from the Wizard of OZ when he was behind the curtain........
     
  19. Haakon

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    After some careful reading I found the actual problem:

    So a maximum weight limit of say 110 pounds for women would maybe have saved this man's life :D
     
  20. skyhigh

    skyhigh Major Contributor

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    That is only a 17lb difference. Given a man has more muscle than a woman.....and, evidently a good portion of her weight was in her chest..... we can only conclude he must not have been struggling very much. :loveya:

    I'm beginning to think this is impossible. I'm going to have to conduct a reenactment of this crime.



    ps. Gino, did you forget to take your meds today? One sex toy party, and you seem to have gotten out of control. (worse than normal). :Big Laugh
     
  21. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    Nope. Didn't forget. I'm self medicating lately. Don't need those meds they give me for all of my.... my.... my.... wait a minute..... I don't take any meds. I'm normally this way. You just haven't noticed because you've been looking through these kinda forums about fat ladies smothering little guys. What you been doing, looking at this crap in the first place ?? You got it bassackwards. You're the one off your meds. I still can't believe this is the kinda sh!t you read all the time. :ROFLMAO:
     
  22. skyhigh

    skyhigh Major Contributor

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    As you can see, this was on the front page of my local news website. Not like I had to search this stuff out.

    YOU ON THE OTHER HAND.......
    I find it hard to believe that "lesbian/male" picture (or any of the hundreds of other freaky pictures you post) was something you happened to just stumble upon. :covereyes:

    I have to wonder, which virus software you use??? It must be darn good, as I'm sure it has to block hundreds a week, judging from the websites you visit.

    Stop while your aHEAD. :ROFLMAO:
    (a dichead)





    :flamey:
     
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