stupid song lyrics...

[signmeup]

"Let's not be L-7's", means "Let's not be squares", from the shape formed by the fingers making an L on one hand and a 7 on the other.

 

[iSign]

I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping.
Still my guitar gently weeps.

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" The Beatles

I guess that tells us where rock icons look to for song writing inspiration

 

[mikey-Oh]

L7's a square

 

[MITCHATEXOTIC]

Genre doesn't matter does it

Favorite is Jimmy Buffets
"I dona a bit of smuggling
I've ran my share of grass
Made enough money to by Miami
but I pissed it away so fast.

Noted

the sky looks like a back lit canopy with holes punched in it

tinted windows don't mean nothin they know whos inside
and
i see a window and I wanted tinted black

oh
M A S T E R G with a double E

 

[Idea Design]

"...looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub
eating seeds is a past time activity..."

System of a Down - Toxicity

 

[thewood]

"Blinded by the Light" is a Bruce Springsteen original covered by Manfred Mann.

 

[quicksigns]

How about "Come on Eilene"? I try to listen to the lyrics, but can't get past the first sentence

 

[quicksigns]

Is he telling Eilene to hurry up or Eilene uhh... nevermind

 

[Mosh]

Blinded by the light, the original version by Bruce Springsteen....

And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night,

Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw
a gap but figured he'd be all right

He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh but mama that's where the fun is

 

[Berferful]

There's a bathroom on the right
- CCR

(yeah, I know better, but I couldn't resist)

 

[OldPaint]

1. PAPA, PAPA OU MOW MOW...........................what the hell is that?
2. Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang......................witch doctor??
3.Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
Shaaa, na-naa-na, shaaa, na-naa-na-na
(Baa-doo)
Shaaa, na-naa-na, shaaa, na-naa-na-na
(Baa-doo)
Shaaa, na-naa-na, shaaa, na-naa-na-na
(Baa-doo)
Shaaa, na-naa-na, shaaa, na-naa-na-na
Aaah, yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum
Get a job
Shaaa, na-naa-na, shaaa, na-naa-na-na
finally the coup de gras:
Connie:
Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb
Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
Well now, let's take it from the top and grab some wheels
And on the way we'll talk about some cuckoo deals

Connie:
But Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb
Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
Now you're on the way, miss
And I'm readin' you just fine
Don't cut out of here till we get on Cloud 9

Connie:
But Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
I've got smog in my noggin
Ever since you made the scene

Connie:
You're the utmost

Edd:
If you ever tool me out...dead
I'm the saddest, like a brain

Connie:
The very utmost
Kookie, lend me your comb
Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
Man, I got my bruise lighters in my flapsy-colored pen
You're gonna send me to that planet called...
You know it, baby, the end

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Connie:
Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb
Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
If you ever cut out, you might be a stray cat
'Cause when I'm flyin' solo
Nowhere's we're on that

Connie:
Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb
Kookie, Kookie

Edd:
What's with this comb caper, baby
Why do you wanna latch up with my comb

Connie:
I just want you to stop combing your hair...and kiss me
You're the maximum utmost

Edd:
Well, I beans and I dreams goin'
I'm movin' right now
'Cause that's the kind of scene that I dig, baby
You're the ginchiest

 

[striper14]

why can't this be love ??

why can't this be love ?? I think this was by Foreigner ?? but I'm vague. One of the lines i always thought was
" its that funny taste " turned out to be something like " shes (its ??) got what it takes " I liked my version best..funnier
I've probably got the title wrong too..

 

[vid]

...
someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it


and I'll never have that recipe again






Oh, nooo!



Oh, noooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

 

[Mosh]

My yougest girls was watching Yo Gaba Gaba and here is the song she learned

"DON'T BITE YOUR, FRIENDS DON'T BITE YOUR FRIENDS..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJCh6dB439k

Or this old classic "party in my tummy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcUtNF3ppig&feature=related

 

[bob]

Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."

Ever since I was a kid this line from Sam the Sham and the Pharos "Wooly Bully" has bugged me. What the hell is L-7?

L-seven? I always thought the line went "...Let that be a lesson, come and learn to dance."

Who really knows, all of these guys sound like shit salesmen with their mouths full of samples.

 

[MITCHATEXOTIC]

And next is

How about "Come on Eilene"? I try to listen to the lyrics, but can't get past the first sentence

my thoughts they're not clean...they're all dirty

 

[Tim Aucoin]

YOU ARE - I AM

You are - you are - you are
You are - you are
You are the moment Martha's mad man came out of the darkness

You are - you are -you are

The eye glass of the nearly blind

You are the foot print in the sand of Easter Island

You are - you are - you are

The fusion in the furnace of the sun

I am the captain cried across the lonely sea,
I am undoubtedly what I'll be
I am the soldier sang across the lonely field
I am and I'll do whatever I feel.
You are the time between solar fire and the silence
You are - you are
You are the last chord in the symphony of the lost
You are the sign between the high road and the low road
You are - you are
You are the pen in the moving hand of time
You are the last post played by the Alamo soldier
You are - you are
You are a spaceman at the very edge of time
You are the single shaft of sunlight in the night time
You are - you are
You are the coolness in the very heat of the fire
You are the moment Martha's madman came out of darkness
You are - you are
You are the eyeglass of the nearly, nearly blind
You are, you are

Actually from one of my favorite albums of all time by Manfred Mann... Angel Station. Wondering how many Manfred Mann fans would agree??

 

[Tim Aucoin]

I had to post these lyrics... THEY'RE JUST PLAIN WRONG!!! Especially in the 70's?? Well, maybe they'd be even more wrong today... but someone please tell me it's not what it sounds like!!!

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

 

[signgal]

Pretty much any Lady Gaga song fits into this category but here's some of a little ditty to consider from Cage the Elephant:

Lyrics to Back Against The Wall :
Tonight I’ll have a look
And try to find my face again
Buried beneath this house
My spirit screams and dies again
Out back a monster wears a cloak of Persian leather
Behind the TV screen
I've fallen to my knees

 

[Sign_Boy]

Barenaked Ladies

If I had A $1,000,000:
"They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon."

One Week:
"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral"

Blame It On Me:
"You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked
and I'll probably see you naked again."