stupid song lyrics...

[signguy54]

warren zevon (r.i.p.) lyrics

from Carmelita

I'm sitting here playing solitaire
with my pearl handled deck.
the county won't give me no more methadone,
they cut off your welfare check.

Carmelita, hold tighter,
i think i'm sinking down.
i'm all strung out on heroin
on the outskirts of town.

 

[Marlene]

OK, I just had to go look up what the heck L-seven means. what I found was it means square, I guess the two shapes make a square shape. I never knew that was what the words to "Wooly Bully" were.

L-seven? I always thought the line went "...Let that be a lesson, come and learn to dance."

that's what I thought they were saying too.

 

[signmeup]

Lucy in the sky with diamonds......
My favourite miss-heard lyric comes from that song - "The girl with colitis goes by." (girl with Kaleidoscope eyes)

 

[jcuminale]

ok, this topic consumed much of my time yesterday trying to remember the one that really makes me nuts....not really stupid, just one that seems very out of place and does not follow the rhyming rules... finally remembered it at about 6pm while enjoying a pint...but first the stupid one that i had remembered from the get go....

mr melancamp:And then those hours when you're alone
And there's no body there except yourself....duh!

and now (drumroll please):
mr seger:
But your thoughts will soon be wandering
The way they always do
When you're ridin' sixteen hours
And there's nothin' much to do.....

THE WORD "DO" DOES NOT RHYME WITH THE WORD "DO", IT IS THE WORD DO....maybe its just me, but that has always made me CRAZY

 

[WhiskeyDreamer]

not a stupid lyrics but another "mis-heard" one....jimmy buffett's volcano....apparently the real lyrics are something along the lines "where we gonna go when the volcano blows?" but my family has rewritten this part to be "where are we gonna go, when the bars they close?" ...honestly, i prefer our version better...

 

[Todd M Castle]

Any line in “ I shall be free # 10" from Bob Dylan, but lets get this straight, I love the song and Bob Dylan this one has always been one of my favorites.


Well, I set my monkey on the long
And ordered him to do the Dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And he went and did the cat instead
He’s a weird monkey, very funky

And from the same song, not stupid lyrics but thought I'd share. Song is too great not too.

I gotta woman, she’s so mean
She sticks my boots in the washing machine
Sticks me with buckshot when I’m nude
Puts bubblegum in my food
She’s funny, wants my money, calls me honey

Now I gotta friend who spends his life
Stabbing my picture with a bowie-knife
Dreams of strangling me with a scarf
When my name comes up he pretends to barf
I’ve got a million friends

 

[houseofgrafix]

ahahahahhahahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=295rk7z53dE

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)

(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states.
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.

Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's ass! "
Yes you did, but who did not?

Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad! "
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!
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Fuck y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up! "
Get fucked
"But it was only a game! "
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore! "
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!

Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think.
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
(Wee wee)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please"!
And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.


Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake.

Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.