You know your town inspectors stink....

[Mainframe]

Dude I can get you some stuff to spray on there that will not let anything grow for 3 years. I have Round-ups big brother here on the farm...how would they like that? The stuff I have to use kills plants in a 10' area just from the vapors when you open the barrel.. My beans are Hy-bred to withstand it, but anything else is dead for sure.

This is what I would do

 

[animenick65]

Sounds like a little artificial turf would work out perfectly there.

 

[BobM]

I'm sure your time is better spent on your business and "cutting the grass", but, you have to show up at their meeting and protest. If everyone did, they wouldn't have the time to dream up new ways to raise the money they waste on payroll patriots and do nothing municipal layabouts. Perhaps a call to the local paper about your planned appeal before the City Council. The taxpayers have to be shown the absurdity of what these people are doing in the name of "good government".

 

[Farmboy]

This stuff will do the job.
Horticultural Vinegar

 

[signmeup]

You could bury quite a few inspectors in a hundred square feet if you plant 'em vertically.

 

[njshorts]

"i'm going to end up in jail over 100 sq. Ft. Of grass."
i went to jail once for just a little grass, and that is what i would smoke if i was you before i went to city hall.

:roflamo: !

 

[signswi]

Sounds like a little artificial turf would work out perfectly there.

Seriously just hardscape the whole thing. I hate grass.

 

[weaselboogie]

If you get cited, can you bring this up at the next city meeting? Better yet, get your local news crew involved.

 

[binki]

we just went through this with the city of bell towing cars from peoples driveways in the middle of the night for made up infractions along with a lot of extortion of businesses. we had the same thing in our city with extortion of businesses and now throughout the state we have this 'service fee' idea on traffic tickets where a $20 traffic ticket costs $400 in 'service fees'. pretty much taxation without a vote.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/19/balancing-budgets-drivers-backs/

 

[Techman]

ROUNDUP.. kills it all roots and all.

 

[MikesSigns]

Tie up a horse or a goat on the lawn and have them take picture of s*it next week. :ROFLMAO:

 

[James Burke]

Keep your clippings in a bag each week, and put the date on each. Show up at the council meeting with every bag as evidence....EVERY bag.


JB