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it figures... he was too chicken to come himself.

darn, she's got 20 years on me. that would just be mean. looks like Sarha Palin would be a fair fight though, 48, 5'4" and 145 lbs. can ya tell i don't like politicians? i might need a little practice though, i've only taken a swing at anyone three times in my whole life... come to think of...

no she's waaaaaay taller than that.... she's 5'2" when i was in D.C. i ran into Nancy Pelosi, who by the way is waaay shorter than me.... we were practically face to face... and all i could think of was "if i weren't for those two huge black body guards, i could sooo take her." i didn't say it...

Brian... i haven't even been naughty enough to get a lump of coal, much less a clump from Claus.

a warm welcome from sunny california -gg

if i end up doing an ad for this guy, i'm going to do a mock one first, that says something like... "wine by the bottle and fruitcake by the glass." maybe i'll just send it to his wife, i like her better.

help me out James, it's much easier when there's a real situation. i need a story starter... what line of business? this could be fun!

nuts & adieu... sounds like the great line from Caddy Shack. in the infamous words of Billy Murray... "Au Revoir, Gopher!"

sure ya can Josh, but let's stick with anonymous. i purposely used my nick name and didn't use the client's name at all. i'd like to keep it that way.

you guys are GREAT... and to think i almost didn't post this. thought it was time i posted something serious for a change. really, i was waiting to... but goofy stuff always seems to come up more often.

it's either laugh or tare your hair out, right? and i sure don't wanna go bald over stuff like this :thumb:

see now Doug.... YOU get me! i love that about you! i think we're two peas in a pod... the proof is in the pancake mix... i actually stole that "pancake on the head" graphic from you a while back. it's the perfect response... when you care enough to send the very best (nonsense, that is). i'm...

so ummm... is sending this client a fruitcake for Christmas totally out of the question? i better not. i think i can behave myself... at least till i get a deposit on the next job.

sounds to me like he'd have blown me off, if it weren't for his wife and partner. i think i like them :tongue: i can understand not getting the "don't call me Shirley" but seriously, how does a wine maker NOT notice purple legs :help no i'm not, i've been good! okay maybe not "good" ... i'll...

he sounds like the high-falutin' type. i wanted to think he was meaning to be funny when he said "speak english." oh well, his money spends just as well as every other client. i just have to remind myself... i'm not in this for the fun of it. although i kinda am... cuz when it's no longer...

THIS JUST IN.... Gigi, I take my business very serious, and wasn't sure what to make of your drawing. My first thought was, you could have done my ad in the time you took to draw that. I've since shown the drawing to my wife and a business partner, both of whom picked up on the humor that I...

a warm welcome from sunny california -gg

a warm welcome from from sunny california -gg

sure Bruce, you're welcome to use it (just leave my little g's in the corners) well, with just days to get the proper graphics and do his ad layout... it doesn't leave much time for hand-holding and certainly not enough time to learn a new language. i'm assuming his "please speak English"...

A guy emails me last week, says he needs a Christmas ad ASAP. I tell him if the images he wants in the ad are print quality (high resolution, 300 dpi @ 100%, NOT 72 dpi web graphics) and he can get them to me by Friday, I can have the ad ready for proofing Monday. I haven't done any work for...