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And this is what happens if you ride too slowly in traffic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWW7MQfjncM

Sometimes the road becomes a racetrack..

Yeah seen that a few times. He's riding a bike how it's meant to be ridden.

Excellent way to restore the balance. She can get me a beer while she's at it.

I take all care to fix or notify them of any errors I pick up but sometimes faults slip through. I'm talking print ready PDFs supplied by design and advertising professionals. If they supply faulty art and push for quick turnaround why should I pay for their mistakes? Do you let your...

We screw up we reprint for nothing. They screw up, they pay full price to reprint.

Down here time is money. The Javelin cuts straighter and quicker than I can do with a ruler and knife.

Another vote here for the Javelin.

You really don't want to know...

I've done some cheap banners and posters for an ad agency who was sponsoring a medical charity, on the proviso I got some other full price work off them, but nada. Now I think if somebody wants to support a charity good for them. Pay me for my work and donate it. It will be a proper donation...

I never donate to customers' charities and that's what I tell them.

Smoking green at work is a really bad idea with all the rush jobs I have thrown at me. G0t to save that nonsense for after hours.

My hovercraft is full of eels. Gday.

That looks promising. How about the 5000? I have a feeling HP aren't supporting them any more.

Sorry, no specific help on this issue. I just bought a new PC with Windows 7 installed and had a heap of grief getting older printers/dongles to work so installed XP on it - problem solved. 7 won't let you install older print drivers - at all.\ Which meant I could no longer print to my...

Oh yeah. Forums would be dead boring without this kind of stuff.

That stuff looks just like mesh, stuck on the window with d/s tape. What is the difference?

I think you're targeting the wrong market if you are looking for anybody with cash to splash around. Any bands/young hipsters I ever did anything for were always dirt poor.

Yes you can apply separate profiles to vector and image elements. There is a profile called "lighterCMYK" or something you could try.

Letting customers dictate your pricing is a slippery slope. I can usually smell a cheapskate within 15 seconds these days and have them on their way within 30.